Laney naming her dolls

Laney was walking around the house this am with her Polly Pocket dolls. She comes up to me and holds up a guy doll:

L: Mama, do you want to know what his name is?
H: What's his name?
L: Dip Trip Flip Fantasia. (in her own attempt to pronounce those words)
H: Dip Trip Flip Fantasia????!!
L: Yeah.
H: LOL! That's awesome, Laney!
L: This one's name is Shoe Blaster. And her name is Sparkles.
H: Why is his name Shoe Blaster?
L: Because he makes shoes.

I guess you now know that we sing 90's songs around here.
The things kids say.
(Or more like the things this Mama says.)