In our college days, Kimberly, Liz and I always found ourselves on the hunt for hilarious church signs. You know the ones..the signs that are just the "cheesiest" worded signs ever. We would call each other up just to tell about a recent church sign that we passed. Hugh and I have taken on that role as well in our marriage. It's great entertainment!
You also have those good-intention messages, but terribly worded. Someone didn't think before putting up the message, and good intentions will only carry you so far. Usually these messages have a double meaning, and those types of signs are pretty entertaining as well.
THE TOP 10:
If you want a good chuckle, cast your eyes on these comical messages. They get more funny as you go down. Some of them made me laugh out loud, for I just could not believe that this message went out to the public!!
10. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door. (Thanks alot for the support.)
9. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. (LOL!)
8. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs. (Uhhm...)
7. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." (hee-hee)
6. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. (Terrible!!!)
5. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.(giggling)
4. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow. (Great one!)
3. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. (LOL!!!)
2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
is done. (LOL!!!LOL!)
And the number one message is.....
1. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours" (LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!)
6 comments:
Oh my goodness! That was so funny. My friend heard me laughing, and wanted to join in! One time we saw a cheesy sign close to our apartment in Gainesville that said "Church on fire; don't call 911." It's not that funny, but it iiissss cheesy.
here's some cheese that i saw recently:
the best vitamin for a Christian: B1.
i called asah cause i nearly rolled outta my car laughin.
Oh, I saw that one, too! I think it was somewhere in Decatur, but I can't remember where. There must be a "church sign" book.
:) great comments!
So I saw a T-shirt that said, "Get High on the Most High"
not kidding.
ASPIRE TO INSPIRE
BEFORE YOU EXPIRE
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